Wednesday, May 27, 2009

As the Juice Box Turns; A Raven La Diva Story

It was a dark and stormy....morning. Raven eyed her appliances warily as she kissed Bo Hunkmeister goodbye.
"Oh my darling!" she said, "Have fun on your trip. We'll miss you!"
"Be strong my kitten!" Bo replied.
The crumb crunchers darling children hugged their ruggedly handsome father while Raven thought to herself, 'Can I give these kids spaghetti every night while he's gone and still be a good mom?'
Bo stepped out the door and rode off into the horizon. Then it began. Princess Git Er Done snipped at Tater, Baby threw a toy, Tater called Git Er Done stupid, Baby pitched a fit, W. Bear bet Git Er Done $6.00, Git Er Done won the bet, W. Bear wouldn't pay.
Just when Raven could take no more, there was a knock at the door. It was Desiree, Raven's friend. What was that in her arms? A casserole for tomorrow's dinner and sushi grade tuna. Here Raven was, well on her way to a meltdown and her friend brings sushi! 'Oh, Desiree!' she thought, 'You're harshing my drama.'
Having recovered from her moment, Raven rolled and rolled tekkamaki like a 60's dope head (not that she knew anything about that personally). Then she, Desiree and the kids ate themselves silly. Lunch was taken care of, cheesecake was made, babies were cuddled and life was good. A little too good perhaps.
'How long can such happiness last?' thought Raven.
Will W.Bear's ill place bet grow into a gambling problem? Will the children be fed more than spaghetti? Will there be enough blog fodder for another post?
Tune in tomorrow....

5 comments:

Lori said...

Hey, my kids get cereal in times like these...

Let me know how you liked the cheesecake!

shella said...

Nope not enough drama to blog on Unless something unfortunate happens to your Dunkin Donuts hook up. May Bo's absence stay blissfully boring.

kenny g said...

I hear a deep long distance rumble from the south, growing in amplitude with each passing moment. It is the relentless march of the Ancient Ones, determined to make their existence once again conspicuous. Quickly, flee to the safety of the higher floor of your domain. Leaving the younglings behind, perhaps their cacophonous din will distract the Ancient Ones attentions, for when the moment of the Ancient Ones arrival comes, once again, Raven will be reminded of the inevitable, a frig full of leftovers and the realiization that one day she will become like they are......don't fear the Gpas

geisme said...

hehehe! Desiree!?! what???? what the??? kenny g-U make me laugh- almost as much as Raven. And btw- what's wrong w/the gpa's? thought maybe U were going to say don't fear the reaper! oh wait wasn't that BOC?(blue oyster cult)ahhh life was good today in spite of Bo leaving!~ (sushi!)

GE is me said...

oh & btw- after rolling said tekkamaki like a 60's dope head, we partook of it, like we had all just....